17 Ways to use the word fuck
By the genius George Carlin
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck. Of all the words beginning with F, fuck is the single one referred to as "the F word". It can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck fits into many grammatical categories, such as:
1. A transitive verb
"John fucked Shirley."
2. An intransitive verb
3. An adjective
"John's doing all the fucking work."
4. An adverb
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
5. An adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is fucking beautiful."
6. A noun
"I don't give a fuck."
7. As part of a word
8. Almost every word in a sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
There aren't many words with the versatility of fuck, as seen in the following examples:
"I got fucked."
"I guess I'm really fucked now."