Slow Food

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Slow Food

They call it ‘fast food’ for a reason. It’s supposed to be fast. So why am I waiting for my meal for extended periods of time? Now, there are factors at play here; don’t get me wrong. Extremely busy restaurants, difficult customers - these circumstances can’t be avoided. However, know your store. If it’s a Saturday night, after 10pm and you’re in a metro area, please staff the fucking store appropriately.

I should not be waiting in a drive-thru for 10 minutes at a city McDonald’s for a Quarter Pounder meal. In fact, nor should my worst enemy. My enemies enjoy a drink, as I do. They need some sustenance to soak up their drinking habits. If I want to pussyfoot around and get hungrier while I wait for paint to dry, I’ll fucking get $25 Nando’s.

Shape up, all you ‘fast food’ outlets, or just fuck off.